Well, here we are. I didn’t want it to be this way, but it seems I’ve been left with no choice. Tucker Carlson outed me and he was right: I, the green M&M, am a raging homo. I’m sorry I didn’t get to tell you, my family and friends, first but I swear, it wasn’t anything personal. Tucker just KNEW somehow. I don’t know if it was my hyper femme look, my sky-high gogo boots, or my utter disgust for Red M&M, but Tucker knew. He poured me out of the bag, held me up to the sky and screamed “So YOU’RE the carpet muncher! AHHHHAHAHAHAH!”
I Am the Lesbian M&M Tucker Carlson Outed
I Am the Lesbian M&M Tucker Carlson Outed
I Am the Lesbian M&M Tucker Carlson Outed
Well, here we are. I didn’t want it to be this way, but it seems I’ve been left with no choice. Tucker Carlson outed me and he was right: I, the green M&M, am a raging homo. I’m sorry I didn’t get to tell you, my family and friends, first but I swear, it wasn’t anything personal. Tucker just KNEW somehow. I don’t know if it was my hyper femme look, my sky-high gogo boots, or my utter disgust for Red M&M, but Tucker knew. He poured me out of the bag, held me up to the sky and screamed “So YOU’RE the carpet muncher! AHHHHAHAHAHAH!”