Shana tova again, fools. Today (as you’re reading this, not as I’m writing it) is yom kippur. Yom Kippur is when you’re supposed to atone for your sins, apologize for everything bad you’ve done in the past year and then ask for forgiveness. In that spirit, I’d like to ask for an apology from the Megan Fox stans who literally cyberbullied me this weekend.
On the evening of the VMAs, I tweeted this hilarious tweet.
It was undeniably the funniest thing on the internet that evening. It was also CLEARLY a JOKE. I obviously do not look like Megan Fox (“omg shut upppppp!!!! You SO doOOOOoooo!!!” you’re saying, that’s kind of you and you’re right, I was fishing). But you know what I was NOT doing was anticipating that I would get absolutely eaten ALIVE by Megan stans?!?!? Did you know that she has SERIOUS stans???? I, for one, did not. Like why does she, honestly. I get if people stan a pop star who’s made music you relate to or whatever but like… what has Megan Fox done to make people so much?? Is it because she’s hot??? Because she’s an actress??? If that’s the case, honey, let me remind you that most women in Hollywood are hot. I don’t get it but whatever, love is love and these stans are gonna love their girl and that’s great for them.
What is not great for ME is the fact that they were so mean to me online!!! Here are some examples. Don’t ask me any questions about it because I’m still too fragile :(
And then the rest of the comments were in Spanish!!! Which DOUBLE hurt because I could barely understand it!!!!! My dear, sweet, amazing friend Daniella translated for me and let me tell you, they were just as hurtful :(((
This was so sad and ouchie on my feelings :( now anytime I tweet about a celebrity, I’ll have to research their stan community before or more realistically do nothing and just deal with the tweets until I eventually take the original down because I get anxious abt all the notifications and meanness :((( and so the bullies win and the cycle continues :(
That’s all for this week, pray that the MFox stans to not read this newsletter (they don’t).
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I pray you can heal from this brutal ataque