Exciting Ways to Answer How You're Doing
That are all more interesting than what you've actually been up to.
What are you doing right now? Scrolling? Eating? Pooping? Laying in bed and wondering how the hell it’s suddenly 2:30pm and you’ve yet to cross anything off your to do list? If you’re anything like me, you’ve not been able to do much this time of year. Between the seasonal depresh and the cold, it’s hard to make or follow through with any plans. So when the inevitable time comes that an acquaintance or a work colleague asks you how you’re doing, you find yourself unable to answer the question with something that’s not boring or depressing or both. Luckily for you, I’m here to help! I’ve created a comprehensive list of ways to answer this question that are undeniably more interesting than whatever it is you’re actually doing. Feel free to use these whenever you like, or continue to answer honestly and bore the shit out of whoever’s talking to you. It’s your life!
When they say “how are you doing??”
You say:
I’m great! I just got a pedicure from Dua Lipa!
Really bad, my flight to Bora Bora was delayed because the pilot gave us each a gold-crusted chocolate bar.
Amazing! I just wrote my will!
Exhausted. Just had a marathon fuck fest with models, including Sydney Sweeney among others.
Pretty good, the elephants at the circus killed my enemy.
Horrible. The caviar Oprah sent me was too oily.
Excited! I just won the lottery on looks alone!
A little overwhelmed. I’m going on Shark Tank but my product is called “Juber” aka Jewish Uber and I’m worried it might be offensive.
Incredible. My friend’s dog LITERALLY just told me I’m her favorite.
So good, a big Hollywood producer overheard me telling a friend about a dream I had and he’s giving me a straight to series deal!!!
Wow! These answers make you look interesting, cool, busy, and hot. Ultimately what more could you want?! The only issue you might run into is subjecting yourself to further questioning after dropping these bombs. Fear not, should your conversational partner inquire further, you can always to say nothing and stare blankly ahead. That’ll get them asking about anything else in an instant!
I hope these options help you in your quest to seem less lame on a daily basis. Although we know it can be hard, us being the people we are!!! If they do help, I hope you’ll let me know. As I’ve said, they are foolproof! Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a private jet en route to a tropical island full of Lily Blumkin worshipers to get on!
Ta ta for now!!!!!!